I Hope These Articles Are Short Enough For My Readers, Whose Attention Spans Are So Little That They Probably Couldn’t Focus Long Enough To Read The Title of This Article

I really doubt people will even be patient enough to read this article! The headline is longer than the text, for goodness sake. I don’t understand how people can’t find the time or the energy to read the entire Flipside, which should only take about five minutes if you are reading at ACT reading pace. Kids just can’t seem to focus these days. Oh look, I see a butterfly!