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I Hope These Articles Are Short Enough For My Readers, Whose Attention Spans Are So Little That They Probably Couldn’t Focus Long Enough To Read The Title of This Article

I really doubt people will even be patient enough to read this article! The headline is longer than the text, for goodness sake. I don’t understand how people can’t find…

No Problem, Man

Really, don’t worry about it man. My old man puts the cashola on my card. Don’t sweat it, broski. I’ll probably just tell my madre that I need fifty more…

My Bad, Dude

I’m really sorry dude. I really am. I thought for sure you were done with those nugs. I know how tasty those fat filled, deep fried, chicken nuggets were. I…