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Desperate Couple Resorts to Candy Conversation

By Joey Roberts

After several weeks of dating, an anonymous couple had broken off all contact–or so they had thought. Let us call them Barry and Sari for purposes of this article. Barry and Sari had been banned from seeing each other because of suspicions that they had been “spending too much time together,” in the words of his parents.

Barry and Sari came up with a new creative plan, whereby they would take Valentine’s Day candies and have them sent by mail under a pseudonym to the other. In this way, they were still able to have limited communication, it what is considered the greatest miracle of all Valentime.

December 15, 2008

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