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Who am I Going to ask to Prom

By an antisocial and asexual, but conformist, senior Oh my g-d, what am I going to do? Prom is only two months and I haven’t got the faintest idea who…

Wednesday Flipside=Chaos

Last week the Flipside was distributed on Wednesday due to a (probably made up) weekend trip for GEECA, causing confusion throughout the whole school. Students were convinced it was Thursday!…

America Creates Own Version of David

Art Institute Modernizes

On Saying Goodbye

I apologize if you are looking for the world’s funniest, most controversial article. If you want ridiculous, try looking at movie ticket prices. I’d like to use this final article…

From Adam and Eve to Today, A Flipside Retrospective

The Flipside, contrary to popular belief, has been around for over four thousand years. And it will still be around next year. We’ve had our highs and our lows, and…

Are You Done Borrowing My Phone, Water?

Giver of life my tucas. Water, you think you are all slick and cool. Well, take a look in the mirror, buddy. Just because there is a lot of you…

The Night Is Ours… For Only 180 Dollars, Plus the After Party

You’ve worked out the perfect plan. A lake house, a limo, and no chaperone. You promised you wouldn’t do anything inappropriate. HA! You cannot believe your parents bought it. They…

Beep, Beep: Your AP Test is Over—Psych!!

Heart pounding and already using my backup pencil, I am three led breaks away from having nothing but my blood to write with. I just need to nail this conclusion…

Arrogant Teacher Assigns Test After AP Exam

“Sorry girl, I can’t go out tonight. I gotta study for that science test.” “But didn’t you just take the AP test today?” “Yeah, my teacher is a racist. He…

What Teachers are Really Doing on Their Computers

You are in lab. Your teacher is at his desk, his face pensive. He is staring intensely at his computer. He is deep in thought. You do not want to…

DHS Opens Up New Honors Cheating Class

Already world renowned for their intricate underground AP answers, DHS is finally capitalizing on what its students do so well: cheating. “Ok kids. Go to edit programs on your graphing…