palin1Bristol can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool,
(After school)
Your Mom’s foreign policy is just so coo-oo-oo-oo-ool,
(Just so cool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip,
(Business trip)
Is she there, or is she tryin’ to start a war with Russia
(War with Russia)
You know I’m not the little Republicans that I used to be,
Your mom is going to be the VP,
Palin can’t you see.

Bristol’s Mom has got it goin’ on,
She’s all the political experience I want,
And McCain’s time left on Earth can’t be that long,
Bristol can’t you see,
You’re just too impregnated for me,
I know her policies be wrong,
But I’m in love with Bristol’s Mom.

Bristol, do you remember when you’re mom cut taxes for special education,
(Cut taxes for special education)
Your mom denies all theories except creation,
(except creation)
I could tell I liked her from her special lipstick,
(Special lipstick)
And the way she said, “We should continue bombing Iraq over ther-re-re-re-ree,”
(bomb over there)
And I know that being president is her secret fantasy,
But since McCain is almost dead,
Your mom could really be more than the VP.

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