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Ministry Tries to Fill Positions, Looks to Potter

By Elodin LONDON, ENGLAND–With the war against You-Know-Who finally over and life returning to normal for the majority of the wizarding community, the Ministry of Magic is in utter disarray.…

New Call of Duty Game Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

By Harrison Johnson and Brenda Mandarino DEERFIELD, IL–Chances are, most of you reading this article immediately noticed the phrase “Call of Duty” and decided it was worth reading. It is.…

Student Auditions for STUNTS with Dinosaur Impression, Makes It

Halloween Season Proves to Be a Confusing Time for Irishman Mr. Jack O’Lantern

Hula Hoop Tragedy Leaves Twelve Injured

A Freshman’s Guide to Halloween at DHS: Beware of Short Shorts

By Ethel Flakes Alright froshies, The Flipside is here to prepare you for your first Halloween at DHS. It’s a day full of excitement when you can stare at everyone’s…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Halloween

Dear Mr. Motzko, Halloween is coming up and I still don’t have a costume idea. Do you have any suggestions for something I could wear? Sincerely, No More Jersey Shore…

New Turf Field Confident About State Title Chances

The brand new turf field at Deerfield High School recently released its first statement to the press since its installation last summer. In a recent conference, the bright green, carpet-like…

Obesity Rates Continue to Rise, Big Macs Still Taste Just as Good

Student’s Vocabulary Gets Worse After Her “Synonyms” Tab Stops Working

Refillable Dry Erase Pens: The Most Exciting Things to Teachers Since Tablet Computers

Weather Finally Hot; Ugly Sister Jealous