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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (As told by mall security)

By Saul Brown, Mall Cop I’ve known Alexander Grinch for about 8…

Maddie Ambrose
December 18, 2010
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2 minute read

Dr. Suess Proclaims Green Eggs and Ham Unhealthy

BY HUGH OPENGARDENER SANTA FE—In a recent press statement, Dr. Cornelius Suess,…

Jeremy Kogan
December 1, 2008
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2 minute read

Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

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A Mouse that Can

Midterms are just around the corner again, and House, Senate and gubernatorial…

Ren D’Attilio
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

[WEB EXCLUSIVE] Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript (Yang Edition)

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi and Yaokai Yang
October 21, 2022
1.2K views
3 minute read

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DHS Robotics Whistleblower Warns about Sentient AI

This Monday a whistleblower under the alias Friedrich Svishenpotz told The Flipside…

Hayden Meyers
September 16, 2022
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2 minute read

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