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Pope to Resign So He Can Hang Out With Tupac And Michael Jackson

Joe Biden Caught Playing Bike Race During State of the Union

The Flipside Breaks Down the Harlem Shake

1. The Environment: The Harlem Shake must either take place in a room so small that you can’t hide your farts or a large office where more time is spent…

Area Senior Does His Homework During the Passing Period

Senior Bill Roseman was the talk of the town this past Monday at DHS when he successfully turned in an assignment for his Intro to Photography class after completing it…

Hipster TV Show Producer Angry He Won A Golden Globe

As you might already be aware, the Golden Globes took place this past Sunday. Actors and screenwriters and moms of people who didn’t have dates (Jack Black) gathered in a…

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to Move to Deerfield to Raise Baby

Last week after news of Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy first leaked, the celebrity couple announced that they were planning on moving to Deerfield, Illinois to raise their baby. The couple plans…

English Class Spends Entire Week Talking About What They Did Over Break

Last Sunday, many students began to dread the idea of having to go back to school after winter break. Taking notes about the present perfect tense and learning about the…

Maybe Religious Extremism Not Such a Good Idea

Gangster Squad Creators Can’t Think of Better Name for Movie

New Year’s Resolution Lasts All of 30 Seconds

Black Market Discovered For Profile Picture Likes

Last Tuesday, it was discovered that there is an underground group of people who are paying each other to like their profile pictures. Even though other bribes such as doing…

Deerfield Disses Created to Neutralize Newfound Positivity at DHS

Last Monday afternoon, it was discovered that the feelings of DHS students is exceedingly positive and that the cause was the creation of the Facebook page Deerfield Compliments. In response…

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