Igneous Rock Sells For 3.2 Million on Ebay

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Mother Still Brags About “Cute” Bar Mitzvah Theme

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Dunkin’ Donuts Changes Name to Be Politically Correct

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Professor Snape to Teach AP Chemistry At DHS

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Tennessee Congressman Zach Wamp Gets a Hangnail

Tennessee Congressman Zach Wamp Gets a Hangnail

New English Speakers Celebrate El Fifth De May

New English Speakers Celebrate El Fifth De May

Cootie Catcher Keeps Giving Same 8 Answers

Cootie Catcher Keeps Giving Same 8 Answers

President Bush Declares Nation in State of Fashion Crisis

President Bush Declares Nation in State of Fashion Crisis

With Growing Obesity, One Size Doesn’t Fit All Anymore

With Growing Obesity, One Size Doesn’t Fit All Anymore

Sophomore Student Makes Sure You Know He’s In Honors Chemistry

Sophomore Student Makes Sure You Know He’s In Honors Chemistry

Yahoo! Invests Several Billion Into Furthering Of Exclamation Point

Yahoo! Invests Several Billion Into Furthering Of Exclamation Point