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2016 Flipside Presidential Roundup

In light of Dr. Dignam’s recent promotion to superintendent, it seems Deerfield will once again be in need of a new principal next year. The Flipside has generously pledged the full support of…

What Not to be Thankful for

PLYMOUTH – With the holiday season upon us, it can be all too easy to get caught up in the Thanksgiving hysteria of being forced to be thankful. So this…

Flipside Writer Forgets to Write Article

INSERT LOCATION HERE – In breaking news, we are receiving early reports just now that a Flipside writer has forgotten to write an article. The lack of an article for…

Administration Attempts to Save the “Dance”

With the Homecoming Dance this Saturday, the administration faces the perennial problem of raising student attendance. This year, however, instead of a pleading Save the Dance campaign, the administration is instead launching an alternative tagline: Steer…

Straight Outta C-Hall

Newly founded Deerfield rap group M.W.A., MidWest Adolescents, is set to release its widely anticipated debut album Straight Outta C-Hall. The group, a leader in West Deerfield hip pop, first rose to local popularity with…

Entire Freshman Class Missing in New Construction

The entire freshman class has been reported missing, having last been seen on a grade-wide field trip to visit the construction site of the renovated library. The mass disappearance was…

Administrators and Students React to New Late Start Ruling

The Council of Weekdays handed down a historic ruling last month, deciding by a vote of 3-2 to put an end to the late starts, which were revered by the Deerfield student body. Instead,…