BP Executives Develop Plan to Save Oil, Maybe Animals

By George Minkowski “Boom” went the oilrig 40 miles off the coast…

Movie Critic Uncomfortable Being Only Adult in Movie Theater

By Gunter Hausman NEW YORK CITY— Roger Lumenick, film critic from the…

Flipside’s Liberal Bias Obvious Following Decision to Print Unflattering Picture of Glenn Beck for No Reason

District 113’s 3rd Annual Publicity Stunt Turning Out to be Best One Yet

By George Minkowski In 2008, District 113 received a lot of media…

Witness: Lebron James Announces Solo Basketball Career

By Jeremy Hoodaman In a surprise press conference held yesterday, Lebron James…

Prairie State Exam Reveals Majority of DHS Juniors Unprepared to Run Farm

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD, IL— The Prairie State Achievement Test was designed…

Administration Changes ‘Lunch’ To ‘Dining Education’

By Herman Dougal In their weekly Twitter address, the Deerfield High School…

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As a wise buyer, it’s natural to look and compare e book…