1. A third Chipotle burrito
2. Night time game of Marco Polo
3. That party
4. That movie
5. Water Polo Tournament
6. I don’t even want to talk about it
7. Blind date
8. Square dancing haydown
9. Hanging out in Deerfield
10. TP’ing the silent but angry kid’s house
11. Reenacting the civil war
12. Scrabble
13. Strip Scrabble
14. Not studying for that test
15. Putting my allowance on that “sure bet”
16. Streaking
17. Getting caught streaking
18. Going to the police office naked
19. Getting frostbite in really uncomfortable places
20. Naked blotter picture

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