DHS Student To Drop AP Psychology, Pick Up “Blow-Off” AP U.S History Instead

Arnold Schwarzenberger had been an underachiever all his life and sophomore year…

Student Studying at Public Library Looks Smart, Imagines Student Studying at Public Library

Student Loses Handbook, Can’t Remember To Buy A New One

By Buford Stetson DEERFIELD, IL – Local Freshman John Morris lives a…

Area Student Wins Contest to See Who Can Get Less Sleep

By Gunther Hausmann After a near-sleepless night of doing homework and going…

Teen Discovers Teacher’s Sexting Policy Not Much More Forgiving than Texting One

Local Student Will Kill You if You Talk About Lost Before He Sees It

Area Student Oddly Returns Tan without Traveling Over Break

“Ah-Ha!” Moment Faked

By George Minkowski There is nothing worse than asking a question, not…

Radical Student Refused to Conform to (Spanish Honors) Societal Norms

DHS Student Gets a Perm…Oops