impress – The DHS Flipside

Knowledge of Current Events Fails to Impress Female

George Minkowski
October 24, 2009
268 views
0 minute read

Well Meaning Substitute Gym Teacher Fails to Impress

By Ren Ixley Substitue Teacher Chuck JonesWith whistle and clipboard in hand,…

Matt Kaufman
December 14, 2008
239 views
3 minute read

Double Jointed Teen Fails to Impress Girls with “Double-Jointedness”

BY ROBIN DORF In a town of visually lackluster teenage boys, Stan…

Jeremy Keeshin
December 1, 2008
203 views
2 minute read

Chem Teacher and Junior Caught in Meth Bust

Lies, Corruption, Addiction. Recently, Deerfield High School has been plagued with a…

Zach Stutland
May 27, 2022
14 views
3 minute read

Articles

New RogerHub Calculator Predicts What Percentage of Your Soul You Must Sell

Typical DHS students now interface with this UI on RogerHub.com With only…

Noah Meyerhoff
May 27, 2022
17 views
2 minute read

I Know How I’m Going to Spend My Summer, Do You?

Can you smell that? No, it’s not the freshman vaping in the…

Eli Austin
May 27, 2022
13 views
2 minute read

The Return of “Ask Mr. Motzko”

Mr. Motzko,My little sister is an incoming freshman, and my mom wants…

John Motzko
April 22, 2022
67 views
2 minute read

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