impress – The DHS Flipside

Knowledge of Current Events Fails to Impress Female

George Minkowski
October 24, 2009
882 views
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Well Meaning Substitute Gym Teacher Fails to Impress

By Ren Ixley Substitue Teacher Chuck JonesWith whistle and clipboard in hand,…

Matt Kaufman
December 14, 2008
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3 minute read

Double Jointed Teen Fails to Impress Girls with “Double-Jointedness”

BY ROBIN DORF In a town of visually lackluster teenage boys, Stan…

Jeremy Keeshin
December 1, 2008
867 views
2 minute read

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Local Businesses That Might be Laundering Money

Overhead image of Par King Skill Golf, Note the large grass field 20x the size of the…

Zach Stutland, Hayden Meyers, Ethan Howard, Julia Howard and Greyson Shea
November 15, 2024
616 views
3 minute read

Misc.

Hacker Fails to Stop Deerfield Football–But Sure Knows How to Ruin a Wi-Hi Connection!

In a surprising turn of events, Deerfield High School’s Wi-Fi went down…

Zach Stutland, Greyson Shea, Ethan Howard, Matthew Agay and Hayden Meyers
September 13, 2024
802 views
2 minute read

Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

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A Mouse that Can

Midterms are just around the corner again, and House, Senate and gubernatorial…

Ren D’Attilio
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

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