impress – The DHS Flipside

Knowledge of Current Events Fails to Impress Female

George Minkowski
October 24, 2009
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Well Meaning Substitute Gym Teacher Fails to Impress

By Ren Ixley Substitue Teacher Chuck JonesWith whistle and clipboard in hand,…

Matt Kaufman
December 14, 2008
287 views
3 minute read

Double Jointed Teen Fails to Impress Girls with “Double-Jointedness”

BY ROBIN DORF In a town of visually lackluster teenage boys, Stan…

Jeremy Keeshin
December 1, 2008
251 views
2 minute read

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DHS Robotics Whistleblower Warns about Sentient AI

This Monday a whistleblower under the alias Friedrich Svishenpotz told The Flipside…

Hayden Meyers
September 16, 2022
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2 minute read

LEAKED Harvard Admit’s Personal Essay (SUCCESSFUL!)

I remember the day the lightbulb burnt out. I remember it like…

Leo Baum
September 16, 2022
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2 minute read

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Don’t Update Your Chromebook’s Web Certificate

Greetings, As we approach the new school year, please remember to charge…

Connor Vishnoi
August 19, 2022
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2 minute read

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I Took a Yoga Class With Winnetka Moms: Here’s How It Went

The date: June 7, 2022. I was fresh off of freshman year…

Zach Stutland
August 19, 2022
56 views
2 minute read

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