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Kids With Clipboards and Lab Coats Reveal Groundbreaking Discovery about Preventing Swine Flu, Cooties

By George Minkowski Tuesday morning during homeroom, a totally legitimate research facility run evidently by 4th and 5th graders came out with new information about how to prevent the transmission…

Local Teen Spends $130 on Tennis Shoes that Looks Like They Should Cost $10.99

Freshman Thinks It’s Funny to Tear Down Streamers. “Let’s See if He Thinks It’s Funny to Be Beat Up,” Says Annoyed Hall Decorator