31 – The DHS Flipside

New Obnoxious Bells Designed to Get Seniors Out Faster, Among Other Things

DEERFIELD, IL—With only about one quarter left, Deerfield High School’s evil overlords…

Jeremy Keeshin
December 15, 2008
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Cat Trainer in Rehab for Catnip Addiction

By Picov Andropov Senior News Correspondent CHICAGO, IL – One of the…

Nick Zessis
December 15, 2008
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1 minute read

Song “Here it Goes Again” Played on Repeat

Jeremy Keeshin
December 15, 2008
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0 minute read

Both Students Accepted to Ivy Leagues Happy to Have Gotten In

Jeremy Keeshin
December 15, 2008
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0 minute read

Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

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A Mouse that Can

Midterms are just around the corner again, and House, Senate and gubernatorial…

Ren D’Attilio
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

[WEB EXCLUSIVE] Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript (Yang Edition)

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi and Yaokai Yang
October 21, 2022
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3 minute read

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DHS Robotics Whistleblower Warns about Sentient AI

This Monday a whistleblower under the alias Friedrich Svishenpotz told The Flipside…

Hayden Meyers
September 16, 2022
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2 minute read

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