Osama Bin Laden Found At Deerfield High School Turnabout

By Buford Stetson DEERFIELD, IL – Osama Bin Laden was found hiding…

Local Man Dies from Senior-Citizen-Itis

By Buford Stetson HIGHLAND PARK, IL – A lot of things changed…

Student Loses Handbook, Can’t Remember To Buy A New One

By Buford Stetson DEERFIELD, IL – Local Freshman John Morris lives a…

Area Student Purposefully Contracts Tuberculosis, Nails College Admissions Essay

By Giles Henderson NORTHBROOK, IL – It’s not uncommon for teens to…

History Classes Officially Deemed Pointless

By Buford Stetson WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a press release last Friday,…

Super Bowl Makes Tuesday Fatter

By Buford Stetson MIAMI, FL — As Tracy Porter intercepted Petyon Manning’s…

Opinion: It’s No Surprise That Studies Show Inverse Relationship Between Fan Pages, Friends

By Buford Stetson CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – A press release regarding the relationship…