McDonalds to Sell Turkey McNuggets Instead of Chicken in Spirit of Holiday

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Corrections Issue No. 194

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Student Upset after MySpace Page Shut Down for “Not Being Relevant Any More”

Corrections Issue No. 193

In our last issue, we reported that Apple was releasing a new…

Review of the New Library

With the opening of the new library just around the corner, we…

The Flipside Does College Applications

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Scientists Mistaken: Sea Levels Constant, Land Slowly Sinking

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Corrections Issue No. 192

In last issue, we reported that President Obama supports civil rights for…

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Trump’s Hair Discovered to be Fake; People Lose Trust in Politicians