In last issue, we reported that President Obama supports civil rights for all people. However, new reports have confirmed that he only supports civil rights for dolphins.

 

It was revealed that the Flipside website URL published in the last issue actually sends web surfers to an exoctic animal purchasing forum. We are very sorry for any inconvenience. In our defense, talk our lawer.
In last issue’s front page article on the 51st star on the American Flag, we reported that the addition of Russia to the United States was the cause for the new star. In fact, the latest star was actually added because Vice President Biden thought it would look pretty.

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