Facebook Loser Invites Friends to “I Still Have My Old Phone But I Don’t Have Your Number” Group Sam BlockJanuary 31, 20090 minute read
Water Polo Players Lose Waiver Because They Play Water Polo, Which Is Not a Real Sport Sam BlockJanuary 31, 20090 minute read
Popular Demand Leads to New Call of Duty Class As kids continue to lose hours of their lives at seemingly the… Sam BlockJanuary 31, 20092 minute read
Isn’t This Awkward? Stuck here between two stories, I feel like a freshman trying to… Sam BlockJanuary 31, 20091 minute read
Senioritis Like This By Kelly Clarkson What if I told you it was all meant… Sam BlockJanuary 31, 20092 minute read
Joseph, Owner of the Technicolor Dreamcoat, Finally Comes Out of the Closet Sam BlockJanuary 23, 20090 minute read
Super Duper Mean Teacher Decides to Give Final That is Not a Project Sam BlockJanuary 23, 20090 minute read
Oh My G-d I Don’t Feel Like Doing My Math Homework Problems 11-26. Odds and even! Is my teacher out of his frickin… Sam BlockJanuary 23, 20092 minute read
“That Did Not Turn Out Quite as Fun as it Sounded” 1. A third Chipotle burrito 2. Night time game of Marco Polo… Sam BlockJanuary 23, 20091 minute read
Swimmer’s Life Harder than Yours DEERFIELD, IL—Two-a-Day practices and difficult workouts do not make for an easy… George MinkowskiJanuary 23, 20092 minute read
