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Corrections Issue No. 199

In last issue, we reported that doing homework was a waste of time. According teachers, we were wrong. While we still don’t see their point, I guess you should do yours. It was recently brought…

Corrections Issue No. 198

In last issue, we reported that stop signs were just suggestions. According to the law, we were wrong. We also apologize for any harm this may have caused anyone. It…

Corrections Issue No. 195

In our last issue, we reported that seniors would be allowed to stop trying once admitted to college. According to angry administrators, teachers, parents, and college admissions offices, this information…

Corrections Issue No. 194

In last issue, we reported that Thanksgiving was being moved to a Wednesday this year in anticipation of the upcoming leap year. However, we were wrong. It will remain on…

Corrections Issue No. 193

In our last issue, we reported that Apple was releasing a new type of phone called the iPhone6abc that will allow humans to travel through space-time. This was not correct, as the…

Corrections Issue No. 192

In last issue, we reported that President Obama supports civil rights for all people. However, new reports have confirmed that he only supports civil rights for dolphins.   It was…