obnoxious – The DHS Flipside

New Obnoxious Bells Designed to Get Seniors Out Faster, Among Other Things

DEERFIELD, IL—With only about one quarter left, Deerfield High School’s evil overlords…

Jeremy Keeshin
December 15, 2008
1 minute read

Prince Charming Found to Actually Be Rather Obnoxious

BY KLAUS VAN KLISCKO A conspiracy this majestic has not hit the…

Jeremy Kogan
December 1, 2008
2 minute read

Articles

Local Businesses That Might be Laundering Money

Overhead image of Par King Skill Golf, Note the large grass field 20x the size of the…

Zach Stutland, Hayden Meyers, Ethan Howard, Julia Howard and Greyson Shea
November 15, 2024
3 minute read

Misc.

Hacker Fails to Stop Deerfield Football–But Sure Knows How to Ruin a Wi-Hi Connection!

In a surprising turn of events, Deerfield High School’s Wi-Fi went down…

Zach Stutland, Greyson Shea, Ethan Howard, Matthew Agay and Hayden Meyers
September 13, 2024
2 minute read

Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi
October 21, 2022
2 minute read

Articles

A Mouse that Can

Midterms are just around the corner again, and House, Senate and gubernatorial…

Ren D’Attilio
October 21, 2022
2 minute read