“When in Doubt, Poop It Out,” Says Unidentified Student

About week and a half ago, a student innocently headed for the…

Kelly Clarkson Sings Every Lyric of National Anthem Correctly, Automatically Receives High Marks

Oversized Sweaters Take DHS By Storm, Boys Not Happy About It

According to the girls at DHS, no winter wardrobe can call itself…

iPhones Taking Over the World, Everyone Too Busy iMessaging to Care

OPINION: SOPA and PIPA

By Nicki Chamberlain-Simon Maybe the Apocalypse is Coming a Little Sooner Than…

Hallways Now Closed in Order to Open Minds

By Maddie Ambrose The start of second semester is upon us and…