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Fornero Can’t Figure Out How to Hide E-mail Recipients

By George Minkowski and Rufus Schwartezngoggle HIGHLAND PARK, IL– Last Thursday, students from Township High School District #113 had their fingers crossed for a snow day. These students went to…

Area Man Finally Forgives Steve Bartman

By Jeremy Hoodaman Jeff Traison, 57, Deerfield resident and die-hard Cubs fan, has announced to the press that he has come to peace with Steve Bartman. Bartman, an avid Cubs…

Cotton Candy Tastes Funny

Rihanna Beats Jason Mraz at People’s Choice Awards