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Two Horses Drown in Tragic Water Polo Incident

Students Develop Fear of Bubbles in Wake of Standardized Testing

By: Jeffery Hoodman A disturbing trend has surfaced in Deerfield High School following recently administered standardized tests; multiple students have reported to their counselors that they have developed an irrational…

Nobody Realizes That Pro Hockey is Being Played, Strike is Over, or That There Was a Strike

Doctor Succumbs to Urge to Tell Patient He’s Taking Placebo

By George Minkowski LOS ANGELES, CA— Foreign accent syndrome is a rare medical condition that usually occurs as a rare side effect of a severe brain injury, such as a…