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Student Goes Straight to Wikipedia After Long Librarian Speech

S.W.A.T. Training a Real Slap in the Face

Kids These Days

By a Grumpy Old Man Kids these days. Those little rats are out of control. With them headphones in their ears, texting on their mobile phones, playing with their Wii’s.…

Don’t You Forget About Me

By: George Bush Won’t you come see about me? I only have one friend, and his name is Dick Cheney Tell me your troubles and doubts And I’ll give you…

75 Sophomore Girls Dye Their Hair to Express Individuality

DEERFIELD, IL— Leaves are not the only thing changing colors this fall. The hair color of approximately seventy- five sophomore girls is changing too. What is causing this metamorphosis? Individuality.…