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Pubescent 13 Year Olds Now Partying Later Than High Schoolers With New Curfew

Deerfield, IL- The much-maligned new curfew has had some unintended side effects.…
  • Sam Block
  • December 15, 2008
  • 539 views
  • 1 minute read

I Can’t Believe I Have to Poop in School

There are just so many crappy options. All the bathrooms both literally…
  • Sam Block
  • December 15, 2008
  • 1.5K views
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Pregnant Woman Mysteriously Abandons Students

Chicago IL- A startling trend has spread across Deerfield High School. Many…
  • Sam Block
  • December 15, 2008
  • 494 views
  • 1 minute read

Rainbow Trout Extra Excited for this Year’s Mating Season

Stairway to Heaven Falls Short

  • Sam Block
  • December 15, 2008
  • 495 views
  • 0 minute read