The Return of “Ask Mr. Motzko”

Mr. Motzko,My little sister is an incoming freshman, and my mom wants…

With the Power of Imagination, I Got Better Grades

There I was, sitting on my bed on a warm April night,…

Budding Entrepreneurs of Honors Incubator Break the Fursuit Industry

As a result of the growing popularity of Mr. Navickas’ Honors Incubator…

Investigation of Student Council Yields SHOCKING Results

By this point, I’m pretty sure everyone north of Chicago knows that…

Anti-Sock Mandate Movement Arises at DHS

Recently at Deerfield High School, students have been mobilized by their mothers…

Pack the Pantry Doesn’t Want Your Keto Kale Chips

It’s that time of the year again, this February, Deerfield schools come…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Why Won’t You Notice Me?

Dear Right Honourable Gentleman Mr. Motzko, It’s been months, but it feels…

O*YAD Wants Your Feet Pics!

Students of Deerfield High recently received a shocking message from Mr. Moran,…

The Genius of Leo Baum, Junior Extraordinaire

Full disclosure, it’s been a long, long time since we had an…

Thank God for Summative Assessments

Every year, December haunts me. It’s not because “Winter is coming,” or…

Students Rise from the Dead

As students were dropped off each morning this week, they noticed something…

The Ghost of X-Hall’s Past

I would like to wish you all a very spooky eve of…