raisin – The DHS Flipside

Struggling Plastic Surgeon Performs Botox on Raisins, Astounds World, Fruit Community

By Commisioner Ike Trabajo Wheeling, West Virginia-Cosmetic surgeon Dr. Edward Hameletnius Wenteltenskin…

Jeremy Keeshin
December 15, 2008
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1 minute read

Misc.

Hacker Fails to Stop Deerfield Football–But Sure Knows How to Ruin a Wi-Hi Connection!

In a surprising turn of events, Deerfield High School’s Wi-Fi went down…

Zach Stutland, Greyson Shea, Ethan Howard, Matthew Agay and Hayden Meyers
September 13, 2024
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2 minute read

Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

Articles

A Mouse that Can

Midterms are just around the corner again, and House, Senate and gubernatorial…

Ren D’Attilio
October 21, 2022
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2 minute read

[WEB EXCLUSIVE] Charismatic Seniorist Speaks At Student Union—Transcript (Yang Edition)

SENIOR CAF, DHS (Flipside) — A senior with a disheveled appearance stood…

Connor Vishnoi and Yaokai Yang
October 21, 2022
1.4K views
3 minute read

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