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Which Came First: The Chicken or Egg? It’s the Egg. I Looked in the Back of the Book

Halloween Costume Guidelines More Offensive Than Actual Halloween Costumes

By George Minkowski If you haven’ t gotten a Halloween costume yet, now is about the time to start panicking. But before you run off to Party City and buy…

Ask Mr. Motzko: On Being Funny

Dear Mr. Motzko, Yesterday I fell down a flight of stairs after being chased by pack of ravenous alley cats. Needless to say, it hurt a lot, but it wasn’t…

Teacher Demands to Know What ‘FML’ Stands For

Knowledge of Current Events Fails to Impress Female

Google is No Help in Finding a Clever, Risqué Halloween Costume That Borders the Line of Appropriateness and Will Get Everyone to Like Me