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What Lies Beneath

The history of man holds many secrets. What happened to Atlantis? Why are Bosco sticks so good? Why does g-d torture Cub fans? Well, all of these mysteries pale in…

Interpretive Dance Assembly Teaches DHS Students Things

The dance speaker wisely stated, “each dance means different things to different people.” For most, the dances meant absolutely nothing. Clearly, DHS has had to undergo significant budget cuts, as…

Cubs Fill City With False Hope Yet Again

Carlos Zambrano approached the podium today, cool, calm, and collected. He told Chicago with great confidence “We will get the Olympics in 2016.” Derrick Lee was quick to scoop up…

Celtics Decide to Sit Pierce Too, Want Bulls to Have a Chance

After winning just as much as losing, the .500 Bulls are in the playoffs. Rookie Derrick Rose, the only Bull with talent, understands, “Hey, it’s the Eastern conference. The standards…

Day of Silence Article