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College Rejection Letter

Although we had a historically low amount of applicants, we cannot offer you a spot at Basic U. Quite frankly, you suck. The class of 2013 is going to be…

Math Teacher Assigns All Even Problems: What the Hell is His Problem?!

2-24, all even. I thought slave labor ended years ago. This is unbefreckinglievable. I hope my math teacher gets his hand stuck in his new fandangled protractor or something because…

Flipside, Administration So Close to Destroying Deerprints

After working hand in hand with the school board, we almost destroyed the last source of written word that contains fact. Just think: we were one step away from the…

To Homework or Not To Homework

Umm, what do I do now? After working my tucas off for four years, I am in to college. I am not allowed to care about my homework. I’m a…