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The Bracket Is Out: Who Will Get Taken To School?

Bracket Analysis By John Shineman It’s that time of year again. You guessed it. It’s time to fill out those teacher tournament brackets. After many grueling hours inside their sweatshop,…

Homeroom Rep Discovers That Moment of Silence Best Time to Make Announcements

DEERFIELD, IL—Due to a near complete lack of interest in Student Council, a helpless homeroom representative has resorted to crime in order to spread news about a food pantry sale…

Signs Taken Down and Put Back Up During Passing Periods For Accuracy

Facebook Reveals Inappropriate Pictures of Brackets