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Teacher Interviews: Eugene Chung

Born on Mars in year 2002, Mr. Chung quickly became one of the DHS’ most beloved Quemistery teachers. In addition, he is a respected coach, coaching girls and boys volleyball,…

We’ll Be Better This Time

Deerfield, we’re sorry.  It will never happen again.  We know, we messed up, but we’re so sorry and we really hope you will take us back.  Seeing you with that…

Confused Freshman Discovers Z-Hall

Lost and hopelessly confused, freshman Danny Booker found himself wandering around a section of the school that was never meant for student use this Monday. “I still don’t know how…

The Sandman Finds Himself Unemployed as Students Sleep Less

For those who do not know, The Sandman is a mythological being, similar to The Tooth Fairy, who puts people to sleep and gives them happy dreams with his magic…

We Get It, You Swim

“I woke up at 4:55 this morning,” some guy on the swim team boasted. “Oh, yeah? I was up at 4:50!” another chimed in. Hearing one talk about swimming soon attracted…