March 2016 – The DHS Flipside

Presidential Nominee Donald Trump Files Lawsuit Against America for “Not being great anymore.”

Jessica Chen
March 6, 2016

Presidential Nominee Donald Trump Loses Lawsuit Against America for “being the reason America is not great anymore.”

Jessica Chen
March 6, 2016

Headlines

Bernie Sanders Plans to Make Mexico Pay for Free Higher Education Bill. Donald Trump Declares Support for Part of this Plan

Jessica Chen
March 6, 2016

Corrections Issue No. 199

In last issue, we reported that doing homework was a waste of time. According…

Jessica Chen
March 6, 2016

Seniors Skip Traditional Senior Prank–Blamed on “Senioritis”

“Senioritis,” reports Dr. Hugh Jabutt, local laziness expert, “is traditionally encountered by seniors during their second…

Asher Silverglade
March 6, 2016

2016 Flipside Presidential Roundup

In light of Dr. Dignam’s recent promotion to superintendent, it seems Deerfield…

Benjy Sachs
March 6, 2016

Misc.

How British Imperialism Got “Around the World” Cancelled

As homecoming decorations began to cover the halls of DHS, disgruntled students…

Yaokai Yang
October 17, 2021

Misc.

Twenty Twenty-One: The Ministry of Learning

Earlier this year, at the beginning of August, many students first looked…

Connor Vishnoi
October 17, 2021

Misc.

PSA: Students doing Homework on Fridays

Friends, Romans, readers of the Flipside, It has come to the attention…

Varun Goel
October 17, 2021

Farewell Dean Marsh

It is with a heavy heart that the staff of the Flipside…

Eli Austin
September 3, 2021