With 75% of DHS now using Chromebooks, we know that you’re all bound to run into trouble sooner or later. To help you, we’ve prepared a helpful guide on technology help (now 20% more helpful!)
Problem:
I can’t open web pages.
Solution:
The internet has probably been stolen. Please wait patiently for its eventual return.
Problem:
My Chromebook won’t stop overheating.
Solution:
This is often caused by listening to too many mixtapes, but there have been other causes. Consider gently blowing on your screen, or submerging your Chromebook in water.
Problem:
I dunked my Chromebook underwater after listening to your dumb advice, and now it won’t turn on.
Solution: You should have read the terms and conditions.
Problem:
My eeeeeeeeeeeee button is sticking.
Solution:
That letter’s getting old anyways. Try an S, or, if you’re feeling daring, maybe even a 4.
Problem:
My battery doesn’t last as long as I would like.
Solution:
Now, I’m not suggesting you get your Chromebook struck by lightning, but I am saying that it gave The Flash superpowers, so . . .
Problem:
My Chrom4book’s work4d for a whil4 now, but 4v4rytime I try to play gam4s, my batt4ry drains fast4r and I can’t 4v4n tak4 not4s by 4ighth p4riod.
Solution:
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Problem:
HOW DO I CONNECT AN EXTERNAL KEYBOARD?
Solution:
Oh no, we’re not giving you any advice until you turn off your caps lock.
Problem:
Actually, I don’t have a Chromebook. Where do I get one?
Solution:
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Problem:
I’m stuck in hot pink.
Solution:
Just start handwriting all of your notes and essays. Believe me, I wish there was a solution.
