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What I am Thankful For: A Pessimist’s Perspective
I am thankful for everything. Just everything. Everything is wonderful. How can we not be thankful for the economy? It is going just great! I cannot wait to spoil my…
What I am Thankful For: A Turkey’s Perspective
I just have so many things to be thankful for around Thanksgiving time. First, I am thankful for the mass slaughter of my brethren and sisteren so you filthy humans…
What I am Thankful For: An Optimist’s Perspective
The birds and the bees and the bubblegum trees… I am thankful for the world, which is as sugary and yummy as the big rock candy mountain. My Thanksgiving cup…