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Hogwarts Removes Early Decision: Students Up in Wands

Platform 9 and ¾ , London— In the most controversial Wizard school decision since McGonagall V. Madison, Dumbledore has posthumously decided to remove Hogwarts Early Decision program. Some have used…

Payback: Student Brings in Crumb Cake to Class Where Mean Teacher Doesn’t Allow Food

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Candidates Move To Capture Critical Amish Swing Vote

With only days left until the election, Obama and McCain are scrambling to get the last minute independent voters. The large Amish vote has been a hard audience to pander…