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Seniors Stress over College Decisions; Freshmen Just Glad to Have Gotten into Deerfield

Seniors Stress over College Decisions; Freshmen Just Glad to Have Gotten into Deerfield

Student Found Literally Buried in Homework after Being Missing for Three Days

Student Found Literally Buried in Homework after Being Missing for Three Days

Freshman Mocks Seniors for Not Having a Computer to Use in the New Library

Freshman Mocks Seniors for Not Having a Computer to Use in the New Library

Man Eats Pillow with Gravy; Best Stuffing He’s Ever Had

Man Eats Pillow with Gravy; Best Stuffing He’s Ever Had

McDonalds to Sell Turkey McNuggets Instead of Chicken in Spirit of Holiday

McDonalds to Sell Turkey McNuggets Instead of Chicken in Spirit of Holiday

Top Hat Sales Increase; Bottom Hat Sales Still Nonexistent

Top Hat Sales Increase; Bottom Hat Sales Still Nonexistent

Student Upset after MySpace Page Shut Down for “Not Being Relevant Any More”

Student Upset after MySpace Page Shut Down for “Not Being Relevant Any More”

Scientists Mistaken: Sea Levels Constant, Land Slowly Sinking

Scientists Mistaken: Sea Levels Constant, Land Slowly Sinking

AP Economics student demands refund; says second one was not truly free

AP Economics student demands refund; says second one was not truly free

Trump’s Hair Discovered to be Fake; People Lose Trust in Politicians

Trump’s Hair Discovered to be Fake; People Lose Trust in Politicians

Man Found in Freezer with His Computer and Netflix After Being Missing for One Week

Man Found in Freezer with His Computer and Netflix After Being Missing for One Week

Advanced Math Students Troubled by Inability to Find X, Y, and, in Some Cases, Z

Advanced Math Students Troubled by Inability to Find X, Y, and, in Some Cases, Z