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“Small” Addition to DHS Security

In a press release, the DHS head of internal security said that our hallway security staff would be joined by one more guard, Gary Coleman. The reason for the addition…

Footbagging Makes a Kickback: The Real Hacky Sacking Story

BY RAZZLE D. FOLACKTIAN As the snow falls at the command of gravity, one group of young athletes here at DHS will be training hard to fight gravity during the…