Point Counterpoint: Farts

Nobody Knows I Just Farted By Ted Goldman Ok, chill, chill. Don’t…

Issue 109 Stuff

Flopside Headlines Answers a) Woman Robs Walmart While in Labor = REAL…

Seniors Scrambling to Apply to Schools with Prestigious Names: A DHS Tradition

By George Minkowski With early-decision deadlines for college applications approaching fast, DHS…

Obituary: My Car

By Travis Delmar Sometime between 4PM on October 12, 2010 and 10AM…

Tea Party Advises Youths to “Form Your Own Tea Parties,” 2-7 Year Old Girl Demographic Soars

Underground Senior T-Shirt Causes Split in Class: Stupid vs. Not Stupid

^Some shirts that don’t scream, “I’m dumb!” By George Minkowski DEERFIELD, IL…

Man Sets Clock Ahead 10 Minutes To Trick Himself Into Being Early

By Jeffrey Hoodaman Stephen Goldstein, a 46-year-old Chicago-area office manager, has a…