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History Classes Officially Deemed Pointless By Buford Stetson WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a press release last Friday,… Nicki Chamberlain-SimonFebruary 21, 2010661 views2 minute read
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Doctor Doesn’t Really Want to be Asked if Valtrex is Right for You George MinkowskiFebruary 21, 20101.3K views0 minute read
Opinion: Found Nothing?! How About This Empty Gatorade Bottle? By Butch, the Bomb-Sniffing German Shepherd Horray! I love coming to this… George MinkowskiFebruary 15, 2010633 views2 minute read
Area Student Wins Contest to See Who Can Get Less Sleep By Gunther Hausmann After a near-sleepless night of doing homework and going… George MinkowskiFebruary 15, 2010550 views1 minute read
