Confused Freshman Discovers Z-Hall

Lost and hopelessly confused, freshman Danny Booker found himself wandering around a…

Seniors Skip Traditional Senior Prank–Blamed on “Senioritis”

“Senioritis,” reports Dr. Hugh Jabutt, local laziness expert, “is traditionally encountered by seniors during their second…

2016 Flipside Presidential Roundup

In light of Dr. Dignam’s recent promotion to superintendent, it seems Deerfield…

The Sandman Finds Himself Unemployed as Students Sleep Less

For those who do not know, The Sandman is a mythological being,…

Secret Menu of The Crossroads Cafe

It’s public knowledge that the Deerfield Crossroads Cafe (yes, this is the…

Flipside Writer Criticized for Procrastination

Earlier this month, sources reported an unnamed Flipside writer fleeing to Canada…

We Get It, You Swim

“I woke up at 4:55 this morning,” some guy on the swim…

What Not to be Thankful for

PLYMOUTH – With the holiday season upon us, it can be all…

What to be Thankful for

With Thanksgiving less than one week away, it is important to remember…

Review of the New Library

With the opening of the new library just around the corner, we…

Flipside Writer Forgets to Write Article

INSERT LOCATION HERE – In breaking news, we are receiving early reports…

The Flipside Does College Applications

Having solved all your computer issues, and with the 1 November deadline…