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New ARC to Only Teach Biblical Stuff

F-HALL—Last Wednesday, The Flipside discovered that the ARC that everybody thought they knew was really a conspiracy to impart knowledge of the Old Testament on DHS students. While many students…

Juniors Use Leftover Baking Flour in Courtyard for Giant Cake

After an unpublicized incident in the school courtyard, several hundred juniors scrounged up the baking flour for one purpose—sponge cake. The most elusive of all white, puffy cakes, the sponge…

Fourth Quarter Already Here (It’s About Time)

Last Wednesday during a mediocre conversation in the blocks or whatever that area is called, a group of students had the realization that fourth quarter is already here, and that,…

Area Teen Loves Lady GaGa For Some Reason

By Walter McDonald Despite the fact that Lady Gaga is an­noying and bad, area freshman George Trenton said yesterday that he still “loves” the famous pop star. “She is my…

Area Teacher a Real Stickler for Significant Figures

By Lars Henry As of last Wednesday, area physics teacher Trent Keynes officially became a “stickler for significant figures.” Although this may sound insignificant, the physics department is now up…

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