DHS Junior So Not Getting Into College

DEERFIELD, IL— Rachael Miller, a Deerfield junior, studied her butt off for…

Swimmer’s Life Harder than Yours

DEERFIELD, IL—Two-a-Day practices and difficult workouts do not make for an easy…

Janitor Hates The Flipside

DEERFIELD, IL— The Flipside prides itself on bringing you the latest news…

Student Caught Texting Refuses to Admit He Was Texting

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD, IL— Deerfield’s strictly enforced and highly punishable anti-phone…

Doctor Succumbs to Urge to Tell Patient He’s Taking Placebo

By George Minkowski LOS ANGELES, CA— Foreign accent syndrome is a rare…

75 Sophomore Girls Dye Their Hair to Express Individuality

DEERFIELD, IL— Leaves are not the only thing changing colors this fall.…

Local Man ‘Crippled with Fear’ After String of Increasingly Specific Fortune Cookies

Packard, OH— After eating at the local Panda Express three times a…

Area Teen Doesn’t Have a Single Photo Where She’s Not Posing with a Peace Sign

GLENCOE, IL— Rebecca Myers, a sophomore at New Trier High School, was…

Midnight Homework Clarification Calls Angers Classmate

DEERFIELD, IL— At 11:54 PM last Sunday night, DHS Junior Ben Wright…

ABC’s Lost Fan’s Head Explodes

CHICAGO, IL— Steven Rosenthal, 41, was found dead in his apartment last…

Deerfield Police Mistake Math Lab for “Meth Lab”

By George Minkowski DEERFIELD, IL—Deerfield High School junior Michele Goldiner volunteered to…