Year 7, Issue 11
114 million: Number of people who watched Madonna’s halftime show at Super Bowl XLVI.
>75: Number of people who actually performed in the halftime show.
<75: Number of people who decided to watch the Puppy
Bowl instead.
Year 7, Issue 5
159: Number of Cardinals fans at DHS after the World Series.
6: Number of actual Cardinals fans at DHS.
Year 7, Issue 4
28: Number of students that have mono.
3: Known sources of mono: the water fountain in D-Hall, Jimmy Keats, and the snakes in X-Hall.
Year 7, Issue 3
389: Number of students that know there are 389 students in the senior class courtesy of college applications.
1707: Number of students at DHS. Also the number of students that are tired of hearing about college applications.
Year 7, Issue 2
51: Number of people who changed out of the pajamas they slept in for pajama day.
248: Number of sophomore pit stains predicted on class colors day.
Year 7, Issue 1
276: Number of seniors who tried to intimidate freshman at kickoff.
7: Number of freshman who were actually intimidated.
Year 6, Issue 17
57: The number of times I am going to “accidentally” end up on Facebook instead of studying this weekend.
13.2%: Increase in number of complaints about body odor since the heat hit.