SNL Goes Back to Being Irrelevant as Palin and That Guy She Was With Lose

I Need a Job

By Almost All Political Analysts After weeks, if not years, of covering…

I Need a Nap

By: John McCain This election took forever. I am really tired. It…

What Now?

By: Barack Obama Umm, this is awkward. I don’t really know what…

Joe Biden Tired of Being Picked On, Overshadowed By a Girl

Earthworks Builds Countless Houses Out of Now Unused Candidate Signs

DHS Mock Election Tight, Possibly Corrupt; Mayor Daley Doesn’t See a Problem

Historic voter turnout and wasting more class time because of longer poll…

Joe the Plumber and Bob the Builder Fix Nation’s Infrastructure Problems