32 Articles Year 3 Pubescent 13 Year Olds Now Partying Later Than High Schoolers With New Curfew Deerfield, IL- The much-maligned new curfew has had some unintended side effects.… Sam BlockDecember 15, 20081 minute read
32 Articles Opinion Year 3 I Can’t Believe I Have to Poop in School There are just so many crappy options. All the bathrooms both literally… Sam BlockDecember 15, 20081 minute read
32 Articles Year 3 Pregnant Woman Mysteriously Abandons Students Chicago IL- A startling trend has spread across Deerfield High School. Many… Sam BlockDecember 15, 20081 minute read
32 Headlines Year 3 Rainbow Trout Extra Excited for this Year’s Mating Season Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
New Obnoxious Bells Designed to Get Seniors Out Faster, Among Other Things DEERFIELD, IL—With only about one quarter left, Deerfield High School’s evil overlords… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
Cat Trainer in Rehab for Catnip Addiction By Picov Andropov Senior News Correspondent CHICAGO, IL – One of the… Nick ZessisDecember 15, 20081 minute read
31 Headlines Year 3 Song “Here it Goes Again” Played on Repeat Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20080 minute read
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30 Articles Year 3 The Bracket Is Out: Who Will Get Taken To School? Bracket Analysis By John Shineman It’s that time of year again. You… Jeremy KeeshinDecember 15, 20081 minute read
