Ask Mr. Motzko: Why Won’t You Notice Me?

Dear Right Honourable Gentleman Mr. Motzko, It’s been months, but it feels…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Politically Correct

Dear Mr. Motzko,  We run an underground, bimonthly satirical newspaper at a…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Halloween

Dear Mr. Motzko, Halloween is coming up and I still don’t have…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Senioritis

Dear Mr. Motzko, OMG SO BORED! After spring break, anywhere sounds better…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Day Off

Dear Mr. Motzko, For the most obvious reasons, I really want a…

Ask Mr. Motzko: Pets

Dear Mr. Motzko. I am lonely and allergic to almost everything. I…

Ask Mr. Motzko: On Being Funny

Dear Mr. Motzko, Yesterday I fell down a flight of stairs after…

Ask Mr. Motzko

Dear Mr. Motzko, In my science class, I was recently asked what…