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Dear Mr. Motzko, With the holidays coming up I have noticed that all of these other families have “family traditions.” My family doesn’t have any, but I want us to.…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Halloween
Dear Mr. Motzko, Halloween is coming up and I still don’t have a costume idea. Do you have any suggestions for something I could wear? Sincerely, No More Jersey Shore…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Legacy
Dear Mr. Motzko, I graduate really soon, but I still haven’t done anything that notable here at Deerfield High School. Do you have any ideas to leave a legacy that…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Your Job
Dear Mr. Motzko, Can I have your job? Sincerely, Usurper, Class of 2004 Usurper! Mendicant! Shapeshifter! You can have my job after you have extricated yourself off of the three-pronged…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Dreams
Dear Mr. Motzko, I’ll spare you the details, but I’ve been having a really bad recurring nightmare involving the M&M guys and a shake weight. What do I do? Sincerely,…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Senioritis
Dear Mr. Motzko, OMG SO BORED! After spring break, anywhere sounds better than school. I think I have Senioritis. This debilitating condition is wreaking havoc on my life. And the…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Day Off
Dear Mr. Motzko, For the most obvious reasons, I really want a snow day! I’ve been doing my part to get one; expressing my hope via Facebook status, whining, and…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Pets
Dear Mr. Motzko. I am lonely and allergic to almost everything. I really want a pet but it can’t have fur, scales, or feathers. My parent’s said I could get…
Ask Mr. Motzko: On Being Funny
Dear Mr. Motzko, Yesterday I fell down a flight of stairs after being chased by pack of ravenous alley cats. Needless to say, it hurt a lot, but it wasn’t…
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Dear Mr. Motzko, In my science class, I was recently asked what the meaning of life was. I was brought to think, maybe it is an equation? Happiness? Chocolate? I…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Homecoming
Dear Mr. Motzko, Homecoming is around the corner and I still don’t have any creative ideas for asking someone to the dance. I’m thinking about Google-ing some ideas but I…
Ask Mr. Motzko: Shortcuts and Buckets
Ask Mr. Motzko Dear Mr. Motzko I was just driving home from the Burger King in Waukegan, and I thought to myself, “I really need a better shortcut to get…