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		<title>Teachers Complain About Uploading Grades Online, Waste the Three Seconds It Takes to Type It In</title>
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		<title>Theatre Kids Go to Some Fest, School Finally Quiet for Once</title>
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		<title>Man Cannot Form Intelligible Sentence, Decides to Enter the GOP Race</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 02:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mistletoe Outlawed Until Mono Outbreak is Under Control</title>
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		<title>All I Want for Christmas is You (and an iPad 2)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 05:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>“Do It For the Children,” Says Guilt Tripping Fundraiser</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 05:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama’s Pardoned Turkey Arrested, Suspected of Fowl Play</title>
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		<title>Inspirational Stay-in-School Posters Spread the Word to Everyone Except the People That Don’t Go to School</title>
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		<title>Grandparents’ Day Reestablishes Stereotype That Grandpas Love Ugly Sweaters</title>
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		<title>Deerfield Police Officer Pulls Old Woman Over for “Reckless Driving”</title>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian Gets Divorced, Nobody Surprised Except  Husband</title>
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