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		<title>That&#8217;s Right, Tipper Gore is Single</title>
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		<title>Class Discussion Dominated by Only Student to Read Book</title>
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		<title>Obligatory Lost Headline Brings Little Closure to Fans</title>
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		<title>Flipside’s Liberal Bias Obvious Following Decision to Print Unflattering Picture of Glenn Beck for No Reason</title>
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		<title>K-9 Unit Takes Bite Out of Crime, Terrorist’s Leg</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 00:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>94% of DHS Teachers Report “I’ll Miss the Seniors! Wait. Are They Gone? Finally.”</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 00:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Flipside Writer Wastes 20 Minutes Trying to Come Up With Good Taft Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 20:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Michael Moore Will Not Rest Until Every American Has Access to Health Care, All-You-Can-Eat Crab Legs</title>
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		<title>Uneven Tan Included in All-Inclusive Resort</title>
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		<title>Northern Iowa Celebrates Win, Gains Knowledge of Team’s Existence</title>
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